That gift cards are the third most requested gift on a person's list, right behind money and jewelry? Neither did I – I thought they'd be at least number 2. When did it become appropriate to ask for cash? ("This year I want 100 smackers instead of another sweater vest. Got it, Nana?")
Anyway, if you're looking for something to give this holiday season, why not give your loved ones their #3 choice – a O'Cajcen gift card! It's darn tasty, it's spunky, it's colorful. What's not to like? In fact, it's the perfect gift for all occasions. Just look at the many ways you can use your gift card:
*Tip your way to better service. Tip the garbagemen! Tip the babysitter! Tip your parole officer! Tip the cosmetic surgeon! (This one is key.) Tip your neighbor! Tip your children! Tip your 57 year old paperboy!
*Thank all your fabulous employees with a O'Cajcen gift card. And go ahead, give them a bonus, too. They deserve it. (I find that people really like it when you tell them what to do.)
*Bribe your way to A's! Give all your teachers O'Cajcen gift cards and watch the good grades flow. Or get suspended. One of the two.
*Buy a O'Cajcen gift card for yourself. Just because it's a gift card doesn't mean it has to be a gift for someone else. (That's a touching holiday sentiment, isn't it?)
Now go out and get a O'Cajcen gift card.
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